Oh, Jason Castro why?!

So I promised you some Jason Castro and Matt Kemp talk today so, I will shoot.

First off, dread locked, cute little dimple faced Jason Castro! How dare you leave the single world! The girl isn't even that cute! You should've waited for me! We would've met one day, I would've made sure of it. :-)

Anyway, so ever since that season of American Idol came out...What was it like season 7? Anyway, I thought he was super hot. I really didn't care that everyone else thought he was a stoner. Maybe I'm kind of attracted to that stoner type. Maybe that's why I'm secretly in love with my best guy friend who we will refer to as T. Although I think that he knows I'm in love with him so maybe it's not a secret. Anyways...But come on he is super hot! Such a pretty boy face and don't you remember him singing Hallelujah? It was absolutely amazing! but, here is when I knew Jason Castro and I were meant to be.

I worked at a Weight Loss Camp (I decided to be pc if I wasn't being pc I would've called it a fat camp) and I met these people from Texas and they knew Jason Castro. In fact one of the girls friends used to date him and the other boy had told me he shook his hand. I swore I was never going to wash that hand ever again (I ended up washing it...:-( maybe that's why Jason didn't find me and he is now married to someone else.) But I was like if they know Jason I can know him too!

Not to mention I knew it was destiny because I interned at this totally cool company and they used to interview the American Idol castoffs. I didn't want him to get cast off but I did want to be on the shoot when they interviewed him so I guess I kind of wanted him to get kicked off but just so I could meet him. (Maybe me thinking those thoughts is another reason he didn't find me and is married to someone else. :-()

And finally my final sign of why I just knew we were meant to be. The company that I work at now was totally going to do a music video for him but, then we didn't get it...More bad Jason karma...*sigh*

So because of all those things that didn't seem to pan out the right way Jason is now happily married...and not to me! I guess he didn't get the memo that he was supposed to marry me. A lot of people don't get that one. And thus another Kelli potential is off the market...

I know I said that I would write about Matt Kemp today too but I am much too depressed after talking about Jason. So we will save Matt for tomorrow. No one messes with the Dodgers starting line up! Not even Rihanna.

And just remember to always view life through a different way...the Pink Looking Glass way ;-)

And also remember to tell others you love them and be nice to everyone, you never know when your last moment is with them!