Don't mess with my Dodgers!

Where should I begin about this Matt Kemp/Rihanna nonsense?

I mean it's not even like I like Matt Kemp like my love I had for Jason Castro...:-)

Side note: My favorite Dodger player just so everyone knows is James Loney. He's the first baseman and very very adorable! I also think Andre Ethier is very adorable but he is married and I am not a homewrecker. I do however love Dodger games mostly for Loney but I am a Dodger fan too and not just a Loney fan for all you people who are going to ask. I have some rather cute outfits dedicated to Loney which I happen to wear every time I go to a game.

Double side note: So I totally went to a Dodger game for my birthday and my mom had made me a Dodger blue mini dress that had a number 7 on it and the belt said Loney anyway it was super cute and not to mention that day was the day he was signing autographs! Like it was meant to be, sort of like Jason Castro. But, surprise surprise someone got in my way. My brother's girlfriend decides to show up 1 hour late to our house which put everyone behind schedule and I was unable to meet James Loney and thus he wasn't able to see me in my super cute outfit which is why I am not married to him now either. Like don't these people understand? Oh and one more thing about that she made us miss the first part of the game well, the first inning but someone from the imposing team had hit a home run! If I was there that wouldn't have happened I totally know. So, the first time my brothers girlfriend ever hung out with me she thinks I'm a total psycho but, I don't really care no one gets between a girl and her favorite Dodger player. I will tell you more about those two later. They are kind of ridiculous. Anyway, back to what my blog is about today.

It's just that my Dodgers did so great last season and I expect nothing less from them this season and that means no distractions! Not even from multi-million kajillion album sellers like Rihanna. I mean like I guess I can be nice and make this okay just as long as one thing can be promised. I just want every Dodger player to give their all this season and that means you Matt Kemp! No distractions from girls. Keep your head in the game!

And please please do not get into an argument with her. I'm not siding with a boy on this one I'm just saying we don't want another incident. But, you seem nice anyway, no Dodger player could ever be mean to anyone ever! Right? Right?! I'm sure it's true.

And one more down thing to all this is like extra security at the games! Parking and security is like going to be ridiculous! Is it worth it Matt Kemp? Is it? Well, I guess I can say as long as your happy then everything is good!

Actually, I take that back as long as your happy and it doesn't effect any Dodger playing time. I want you guys to make it to the world series this year!!

And, just remember I'm not crazy I'm just viewing life a little differently...through the Pink Looking Glass!

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Oh, Jason Castro why?!

So I promised you some Jason Castro and Matt Kemp talk today so, I will shoot.

First off, dread locked, cute little dimple faced Jason Castro! How dare you leave the single world! The girl isn't even that cute! You should've waited for me! We would've met one day, I would've made sure of it. :-)

Anyway, so ever since that season of American Idol came out...What was it like season 7? Anyway, I thought he was super hot. I really didn't care that everyone else thought he was a stoner. Maybe I'm kind of attracted to that stoner type. Maybe that's why I'm secretly in love with my best guy friend who we will refer to as T. Although I think that he knows I'm in love with him so maybe it's not a secret. Anyways...But come on he is super hot! Such a pretty boy face and don't you remember him singing Hallelujah? It was absolutely amazing! but, here is when I knew Jason Castro and I were meant to be.

I worked at a Weight Loss Camp (I decided to be pc if I wasn't being pc I would've called it a fat camp) and I met these people from Texas and they knew Jason Castro. In fact one of the girls friends used to date him and the other boy had told me he shook his hand. I swore I was never going to wash that hand ever again (I ended up washing it...:-( maybe that's why Jason didn't find me and he is now married to someone else.) But I was like if they know Jason I can know him too!

Not to mention I knew it was destiny because I interned at this totally cool company and they used to interview the American Idol castoffs. I didn't want him to get cast off but I did want to be on the shoot when they interviewed him so I guess I kind of wanted him to get kicked off but just so I could meet him. (Maybe me thinking those thoughts is another reason he didn't find me and is married to someone else. :-()

And finally my final sign of why I just knew we were meant to be. The company that I work at now was totally going to do a music video for him but, then we didn't get it...More bad Jason karma...*sigh*

So because of all those things that didn't seem to pan out the right way Jason is now happily married...and not to me! I guess he didn't get the memo that he was supposed to marry me. A lot of people don't get that one. And thus another Kelli potential is off the market...

I know I said that I would write about Matt Kemp today too but I am much too depressed after talking about Jason. So we will save Matt for tomorrow. No one messes with the Dodgers starting line up! Not even Rihanna.

And just remember to always view life through a different way...the Pink Looking Glass way ;-)

And also remember to tell others you love them and be nice to everyone, you never know when your last moment is with them!

Back with a Vengeance!!

You are about to take a little look into my life. This is who I am, I can be no one else but me! And, you know what? I don't want to be. So, take me or me leave me once you enter The Pink Looking Glass there is no going back.

New Years Day!
So, I am sure that a lot of people are talking about what they did New Years Eve and I'm sure it was amazing! I mean I know I definitely had a great time! But, I don't want to talk about that quite yet. I want to talk about the day after that's always soo much better!

BREAKING NEWS!
I just found out Jason Castro from American Idol is married and that Rihanna is dating Matt Kemp from the Dodgers. This is not a very good day in the lives of females everywhere but, I will talk more about that issue another time. Now, back to the story.

So my NYE after. First off, I wake up way to early. Like who has to work the day after new years except for me and and one of my friends. I guess it's the price you pay for living in L.A. Even though you graduate from college and get a job that has salary it still doesn't pay enough for you to keep your social life going the way you want to so, me and my friend we work 2 jobs. Which is why we had to get up early NYE After. After we finally crawl our way out of bed after many alarms later one of which is Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA. I hug my borrowed Fievel(You know Fievel from American Tail and Fievel Goes West) and we got in the car and left.

So far so good!

Then, I go home and get ready for work and go and you would never guess what happened next. My little once a month friend decides to come and brings with it the worst cramps ever. I am not hungover at all. Not at all. But, the pain has me sitting in a chair in between customers and having people stare into my store window like "Oh look at that girl! Shame on her!" Can I help it that my friend decides to come on January 1st? January 1st of all days. Is it a sign? And if it's a sign, what is it a sign for? And why does it hit me in the middle of the day that never happens. But, I am almost really happy that it did because if it came before in the middle of the night like it usually does poor little Fievel's owner would have gotten a not so pleasant homecoming. And, to make matters worse I couldn't even take medicine because I hadn't eaten anything yet and by the time I had gotten off of work it was much worse and all I wanted to eat was eggs and turkey bacon and you bet I was going to get it. You don't mess with a hormonal girl! So I had to go to the grocery store buy my items and proceed home where I then cooked them and finally got medicine into my system that did not work until what seemed like five hours later.

So, I guess back to my original thought of writing this. Everything happens for a reason and mine came on the first of the year. I don't know why it came I honestly don't even know what it can mean. My mom said my cramps were just worse because I was drinking the night before and it means nothing. As usual I was just being overly dramatic. But, to be honest I don't even know what it could mean or if I should really be giving it that much thought. Hmmmmmmm.... Well, maybe I will finally remember to keep track of those dates so I know when my little friend is coming...lol!

Like I said I'm a little bit random. But, it's a good random and I have tons of fun stories to share with you that have happened in my life. I just really wanted to write about that one first.

Tomorrow I will talk about why Jason Castro being married and Rihanna dating Matt Kemp is so devastating.

And just remember to always view life in a different way...through the pink looking glass... :-)