Thou Shall Not Text the Boy!

After recently reading an article from the Millionaire Matchmaker herself, I thought that the topic I am about to bring up is a great one when it comes to potential dating and boys.

Texting.

The article that I read said that:

“Thou Shall Break the Text Habit- You’re not in high school, so stop passing notes. If you do, he may actually call you”

But, it is hard! It seems that all boys want to do these days is text. And then, there are even rules to these texting things, things that have to be considered like do I text back right away or give it some time. How long is too long of a text message? The length thing is one that has gotten me. I have had numerous boys tell me that I text a lot and super long. I say if you had picked up your phone to begin with I wouldn’t have to text so long. Now, the texting a lot thing is because how am I supposed to know if you got the text or not? If you don’t respond I will continue to text until I get a response. I know you’re by your phone 24/7 because when I’m with you I see you glued to your phone. But, I guess if I had followed the “Thou Shall Break the Text Habit” rule maybe I would not be in that predicament of waiting to receive a text back.

But what about those boys who schedule dates through text? Seems a little shady to me. If I am important enough to be asked out then I am important enough to receive a phone call aren’t I? Yes I am!

And this Facebook nonsense, how can we have a full on Facebook wall to wall chat but you don’t even have my number? You say you want to make plans to do something over our Facebook wall chat but as soon as I give you my number do you use it? No, you do not. We just continue in a never-ending Facebook wall chat that leads to nothing. Sigh

I wish we could go back to the olden days where boys had to pick up the phone to call you and there wasn’t voicemail so if he said he was going to call at a certain time or vice versa both parties would be at the phone. Sadly that is not the case and we have text messaging and Facebook to add onto our already difficult time of finding decent boys to date. So, I think we should all follow the Millionaire Matchmakers advice and break the text habit and Facebook one too!

Maybe Patience is a Good Thing...

Guess what?

Remember San Diego boy who “proposed” to me?

Well anyway, I had told him that I wasn’t going to call him at all. And, I did not and have not I stuck by my word. I guess sticking by my word was a good thing because he texted me to inform me that he was in Colorado now and will be back to LA in a week.

He wants to hang out! I’m kind of excited!

I thought he had forgotten me because it’s been awhile since San Diego and now.

Kind of intriguing, we will see what happens…I have to remember to follow those “Tough Love” rules. It’s going to be a little difficult for me but, I will try to manage.

In other news, my roomies bf (well, kind of boyfriend not official yet, but if you fly out from England to see a girl I'm thinking its pretty official...) from England is coming out! Kind of excited I’m going to speak to him with a British accent all week that he is here!!

Kind of excited about that too!!

I see fish and chips in my future!

In honor of a Brit coming to my house I think that I would like to dedicate a song to my roomie and her Brit...

This one's for you roomie!!! :-)



So, I guess if my roomie was patient and waited like 3 months (maybe longer?) for this Brit to come to her I can wait a week for SD boy to come to me!!

First Video Blog!!!

Yea!! I completed my first video blog!! I'm soo excited! It's only going to get better from here I'm just getting started!!

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

So, I decided to jump on the Plenty of Fish wagon. A co-worker of mine was using it and I kind of vowed to never do those things again ever since I did E-harmony but, I couldn't stay away.

After signing up for the program I immediately got some hits. Most are from creepy old men. Out of like the 20 people or more who have hit me up I've only found one decent enough to talk to. So I befriended him on Facebook so that I could stalk him properly. Oh come one, don't act like you've never done it before.

Well, what I found out was that although he doesn't seem like my type he does seem pretty chill. And apparently my type hasn't been working for me so, I was willing to give it go. So, that evening I Facebook i-chatted him. That's right I got hardcore with him right from the beginning. haha! anyway he responded with I'm in a lot of pain can't talk now. Have to admit I was kind of weirded out by that. He then proceeds to give me his number and says I should text him so he has my number. I did not and proceeded to tell him we need to have an im chat first before I give out my number. (Yeah, thats right I have standards high ones at that. Facebook chat me and you too can get my number.) What I wanted to tell him was that you don't tell someone you're in a lot of pain when thats like the first convo you have had.

Anyway, today he sent me this:

hey Kelli. It was great to hear from you last night. I was playing basketball and got hurt really bad on my ankle. My mind was in another place b/c the pain was extreme. I do want to talk to you and that's why I left you my #, so hopefully we can talk soon and get to know each other :) . Hope you understand.

IDK about this one. Maybe I'll give him a chance. I have no idea right now! I mostly feel kind of bad for him now but, he did take the time to message me and explain why he said what he did.

Oh boys!

Don't forget to look at life a little differently, through The Pink Looking Glass...

Rollin with the Homies...

So when I say "Rollin with the Homies" it makes me think of the now late Brittany Murphy in Clueless. That was the best scene ever! Props to you, you will always be remembered for your fantastic rolls especially that one!

Anyway, my "Rollin' with the Homies" comes in because I went to a Def Jam artist party thingy last night. Haha those exact words! :-) I've never seen so many hoochie mamas and baggy pants in my life!

Anyway, if you love music, which I do! And like meeting new people, which I do! It was the perfect place to be. It was fun getting to see artist who wanted to be signed to the label really just performing their craft. Some were great and some not so great. One word of advice never ask the dj to stop your track so that you can start over, I'm pretty sure that that is not a good thing to do when wanting to get signed to a label. Because I'm pretty sure they're thinking that you will do that when you have a huge concert. Huge concert means huge money! They don't want to waste that on you! Actually I take that back...They're not even thinking about you...Mean, yes! True, Yes!

And don't be the drunk girl up on a stripper pole with your a** hanging out either. I know you think it's cute and that maybe that next Drake will notice you. But, really it's just kind of trashy and really not classy! You might get a one night stand but thats about it. If you want to be a rapper's wifey you can't really be a ho. You just give off the image that you're one, not actually be one.

But, honestly it was one of the funnest (is that a word?) things ever. Going with some girls who are into music too really made it better. I even met a Def Jam Rep Person. He was cool said I had natural energy and he liked it! Yea me! Yea natural energy! I told him I was born that way I wasn't on anything. He started laughing and said he could see that. haha!

With that I will leave you by saying don't forget to view things a little differently...through The Pink Looking Glass...

The Bachelor = Dirrty Dirrty

The Bachelor = Dirrty Dirrty... 'Nuff said.
Be prepared for me to talk about this more on my first Video Blog coming out Saturday...

I will leave with you with my definition of Dirrty Dirrty because I have used it a couple of times now.

Defined: Dirrty Dirrty means that you are the ultimate scumbag. You are a douchebag not worthy of any girl who has a good head on her shoulder also known as having standards. I will never like you or suggest a friend to go out with you/like you, in fact I will tell them to run the other way quickly because you are dirrty dirrty and not worth being in the same room with or even mentioning your name on facebook or through text to tell other girls you are in fact dirrty dirrty.

Dirrty Dirrty Auto Mechanics!

So, I have decided that mechanics just try to mess with you if you’re a girl. At first I was willing to give these men the benefit of the doubt but, not anymore not after my horrific experience.

It all started when I went to go get an oil change my neighbor had told me I needed one when he jumped my car because I left my car light on all evening. Plus, my maintenance required light had been blinking. I figured this seems like an easy enough task to accomplish so, I make my way over to ***** Auto Shop, I get to the place 10 minutes before they were about to close. At first they were unsure about seeing me but then they changed their mind. The guy who was helping me out with my car up sold me to get the highest package of oil changes because that oil I guess would last me twice as long. I don’t know if it will or not but it also came with a whole bunch of other things which I was not quite sure what they were but, I figured that I needed it.

Please note: I am not one of those girls who has no clue whatsoever about cars. I know a thing or two just not a lot. I’m a girl who loves boys and their toys so, I have to know a little something to impress the boys you know. ;-)

1/2 hour later they were done with my car or so they thought. I had been watching them the whole time and all I literally saw them do was drain the oil from my car, change the filter, and add new oil. I could have done that. And, that’s exactly what I told the guy. I also told him that that was not a whole bunch of other stuff he did to my car and just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean that I don’t pay attention, because I do. So, after the one mechanic says a bad word to me under his breathe which I just ignore because I am still a girl at an auto mechanic shop late at night, another mechanic comes over to help me out and does the inspection on my car. Then after he comes over another guy does too and double inspects my car. Awesome service now or so I thought.

The second guy to inspect my car proceeds to tell me that I am going to need a new battery, and new like little rubber things that do something I’m not quite sure what. I was going to get them until the first guy to inspect my cars says that I don’t need any work done. By that point I’m confused and frustrated so I say which one is it because I was just about to buy a new battery and rubber things for my car but now your two stories are conflicting. The second guy to inspect my car then says something in Spanish to the other guy and now all of a sudden the first guy to inspect my car says I need a new battery and rubber thing too. By this point I am soo frustrated and just want to leave this shop. I pay and leave…

The following day my maintenance required light is fully on…Coincidence? I think not…They totally f’ed up my car on purpose I bet you.

Remember to view life a little differently…so you don’t get fooled by shady auto mechanics just have them mess up your car :-D…through The Pink Looking Glass…