First Video Blog!!!

Yea!! I completed my first video blog!! I'm soo excited! It's only going to get better from here I'm just getting started!!

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

So, I decided to jump on the Plenty of Fish wagon. A co-worker of mine was using it and I kind of vowed to never do those things again ever since I did E-harmony but, I couldn't stay away.

After signing up for the program I immediately got some hits. Most are from creepy old men. Out of like the 20 people or more who have hit me up I've only found one decent enough to talk to. So I befriended him on Facebook so that I could stalk him properly. Oh come one, don't act like you've never done it before.

Well, what I found out was that although he doesn't seem like my type he does seem pretty chill. And apparently my type hasn't been working for me so, I was willing to give it go. So, that evening I Facebook i-chatted him. That's right I got hardcore with him right from the beginning. haha! anyway he responded with I'm in a lot of pain can't talk now. Have to admit I was kind of weirded out by that. He then proceeds to give me his number and says I should text him so he has my number. I did not and proceeded to tell him we need to have an im chat first before I give out my number. (Yeah, thats right I have standards high ones at that. Facebook chat me and you too can get my number.) What I wanted to tell him was that you don't tell someone you're in a lot of pain when thats like the first convo you have had.

Anyway, today he sent me this:

hey Kelli. It was great to hear from you last night. I was playing basketball and got hurt really bad on my ankle. My mind was in another place b/c the pain was extreme. I do want to talk to you and that's why I left you my #, so hopefully we can talk soon and get to know each other :) . Hope you understand.

IDK about this one. Maybe I'll give him a chance. I have no idea right now! I mostly feel kind of bad for him now but, he did take the time to message me and explain why he said what he did.

Oh boys!

Don't forget to look at life a little differently, through The Pink Looking Glass...

Rollin with the Homies...

So when I say "Rollin with the Homies" it makes me think of the now late Brittany Murphy in Clueless. That was the best scene ever! Props to you, you will always be remembered for your fantastic rolls especially that one!

Anyway, my "Rollin' with the Homies" comes in because I went to a Def Jam artist party thingy last night. Haha those exact words! :-) I've never seen so many hoochie mamas and baggy pants in my life!

Anyway, if you love music, which I do! And like meeting new people, which I do! It was the perfect place to be. It was fun getting to see artist who wanted to be signed to the label really just performing their craft. Some were great and some not so great. One word of advice never ask the dj to stop your track so that you can start over, I'm pretty sure that that is not a good thing to do when wanting to get signed to a label. Because I'm pretty sure they're thinking that you will do that when you have a huge concert. Huge concert means huge money! They don't want to waste that on you! Actually I take that back...They're not even thinking about you...Mean, yes! True, Yes!

And don't be the drunk girl up on a stripper pole with your a** hanging out either. I know you think it's cute and that maybe that next Drake will notice you. But, really it's just kind of trashy and really not classy! You might get a one night stand but thats about it. If you want to be a rapper's wifey you can't really be a ho. You just give off the image that you're one, not actually be one.

But, honestly it was one of the funnest (is that a word?) things ever. Going with some girls who are into music too really made it better. I even met a Def Jam Rep Person. He was cool said I had natural energy and he liked it! Yea me! Yea natural energy! I told him I was born that way I wasn't on anything. He started laughing and said he could see that. haha!

With that I will leave you by saying don't forget to view things a little differently...through The Pink Looking Glass...

The Bachelor = Dirrty Dirrty

The Bachelor = Dirrty Dirrty... 'Nuff said.
Be prepared for me to talk about this more on my first Video Blog coming out Saturday...

I will leave with you with my definition of Dirrty Dirrty because I have used it a couple of times now.

Defined: Dirrty Dirrty means that you are the ultimate scumbag. You are a douchebag not worthy of any girl who has a good head on her shoulder also known as having standards. I will never like you or suggest a friend to go out with you/like you, in fact I will tell them to run the other way quickly because you are dirrty dirrty and not worth being in the same room with or even mentioning your name on facebook or through text to tell other girls you are in fact dirrty dirrty.

Dirrty Dirrty Auto Mechanics!

So, I have decided that mechanics just try to mess with you if you’re a girl. At first I was willing to give these men the benefit of the doubt but, not anymore not after my horrific experience.

It all started when I went to go get an oil change my neighbor had told me I needed one when he jumped my car because I left my car light on all evening. Plus, my maintenance required light had been blinking. I figured this seems like an easy enough task to accomplish so, I make my way over to ***** Auto Shop, I get to the place 10 minutes before they were about to close. At first they were unsure about seeing me but then they changed their mind. The guy who was helping me out with my car up sold me to get the highest package of oil changes because that oil I guess would last me twice as long. I don’t know if it will or not but it also came with a whole bunch of other things which I was not quite sure what they were but, I figured that I needed it.

Please note: I am not one of those girls who has no clue whatsoever about cars. I know a thing or two just not a lot. I’m a girl who loves boys and their toys so, I have to know a little something to impress the boys you know. ;-)

1/2 hour later they were done with my car or so they thought. I had been watching them the whole time and all I literally saw them do was drain the oil from my car, change the filter, and add new oil. I could have done that. And, that’s exactly what I told the guy. I also told him that that was not a whole bunch of other stuff he did to my car and just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean that I don’t pay attention, because I do. So, after the one mechanic says a bad word to me under his breathe which I just ignore because I am still a girl at an auto mechanic shop late at night, another mechanic comes over to help me out and does the inspection on my car. Then after he comes over another guy does too and double inspects my car. Awesome service now or so I thought.

The second guy to inspect my car proceeds to tell me that I am going to need a new battery, and new like little rubber things that do something I’m not quite sure what. I was going to get them until the first guy to inspect my cars says that I don’t need any work done. By that point I’m confused and frustrated so I say which one is it because I was just about to buy a new battery and rubber things for my car but now your two stories are conflicting. The second guy to inspect my car then says something in Spanish to the other guy and now all of a sudden the first guy to inspect my car says I need a new battery and rubber thing too. By this point I am soo frustrated and just want to leave this shop. I pay and leave…

The following day my maintenance required light is fully on…Coincidence? I think not…They totally f’ed up my car on purpose I bet you.

Remember to view life a little differently…so you don’t get fooled by shady auto mechanics just have them mess up your car :-D…through The Pink Looking Glass…

She's in Love With a Boy...

Okay, not really but there's a boy who's kind of sparked my interest and I have no idea why!

First off he's everything I don't want in a boy...

1. He's in the military
2. He's in the military (I just wanted to reiterate that, that's how much I loathe military boys)
3. He lives far away and will travel A LOT!
4. He's younger then me
5. He didn't finish college

OKay, I will start with 5 and work my way up...

Number 5: I want someone who has finished college because it means that they are striving to gain more knowledge and want something more out of life. He was in school for a while and dropped out because he wanted to join the military. He didn't finish something he started and that bothers me.

Number 4: I did the whole liking a younger guy thing and it really didn't work out well for me. I mean he's only 22 which is one year my younger but, maybe that makes a difference. Boys can be soo immature sometimes.

Number 3: I want someone who is nearby and close to me! I want to cuddle with you! Not imagine cuddling with you. I want to be able to call you and you can come over in 30 minutes not have to wait and plan a vacation so we can hug or kiss, you know?

Number 2 and 1: Military guys just have this pre-conceived stereotype. My dad was in the military and my parents ended up getting a divorce because my dad was being well a military guy. I don't want that. I don't want to have to worry if my boyfriend is going to get called off to war and possibly die. Plus he wants to be a Navy Seal...Surprise surprise! so does every other Navy man.

But, you want to know something? Even though those are some pretty good reasons against him because he's like all of those. I've kind of thrown them out the window this boy is kind of intriguing. Now, I'm the flavor of the week kind of girl so, we'll see how this goes. Maybe I'm just intrigued because the Dear John movie is coming out soon. I have no idea! But, we'll just take it day by day and see where this goes!

Remember to always view life a little differently...Through The Pink Looking Glass...because you never know where you might find your next man! ;-)

Oh No She Didn't? Why, Yes she did!

Sunny, Sunny and happy San Diego, at least it was until the clouds came out. ;-(

So, my girlfriends and I are trying to do little trips or at least have time where we hang out with each other now that we’re getting older. We did a Vegas trip, went out together on New Years, and our next trip was to sunny San Diego!

On this trip we had a new addition to our group whom we will call J. I will come back to her later.

Let me just tell you one really awesome amazing story until I get to the point of what this blog for today is really about.

So, like when I was in San Diego I met this really cool guy. Just how cool was he you were wondering? Anyway, he was soo cool that when my friend who I’ll call A asked him to get my number by getting on one knee. He did! He then had to deal with people walking by and asking if he proposed to me. He then had to deal with me taking it to the next level by me saying “He’s making me a respectable woman because I’m 3 months pregnant and my baby won’t have to grow up without a daddy!” Anyway, he’s pretty cool and from LA and any guy who goes through that and still wants to hang out is pretty cool in my book. I guess I’ll go on a date with him. It’s worth a shot. How bad could it be? He already showed he had a fun side and he definitely knows that I have one now.

But, a downer was put on the whole weekend because of J. She’s one of those girls that if she doesn’t get her way she complains and b*tches until she gets it or everyone hates her. One incident that I believe sums her up very nicely is this one…

We were at Ra Sushi just eating and having an amazing time their happy hour was great and we were getting a ton of free rice. Yes, it cost nothing for them to make really but we were getting something for free. J (surprise! surprise!)is not satisfied and proceeds to tell the waiter that he should give her a free glass of wine. He says that he can’t do it. She pouts. When she realizes that that is not going to work she asks if she could get the wine that she wanted at the happy hour price. That wine was not available to be served at happy hour price but, she did not care. She threw a fit and the server got mad at her as he rightly should have. She complains the whole rest of the meal. When our check comes she proceeds to tip him $1. We split the check 3 ways and it came to around $24 and she tipped $1. How rude! So, I proceeded to tip him more because it was not fair of her to short him money. She then snapped "Why are you doing that? it's not necessary!" OKay OKay, maybe I'm over exaggerating that part just a little bit but she did say something along those lines. Just because you decide to be rude doesn't mean that I should too!

And believe me that’s not even all of what she did. That’s just one of the more ridiculous incidents that occurred over the weekend span of nonsense.

Like I’m not saying everyone has to be like me but just don’t be so rude! Being nice to people will bring you a long way!

Remember to look at life a little differently. Through the Pink Looking Glass!