Monday, May 3, 2010

The Pink Looking Glass Episode Dodger Spring Training!

Watch me in Glendale, Arizona hanging out with my Dodgers and getting super excited to see James Loney.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

No Second Chances

So, recently I was told to give this guy a second chance. Going back on my no second chance rule. But, I thought okay maybe I will be open to the idea of giving him a second chance.

Here is what I was giving him a second chance for:

He ditched me on our Non-Valentine’s Day date. By non-Valentine’s Day I mean he asked me out the day before and not the actual day because Valentine’s Day was going to be too “busy” which must have been code for he is going out on another date that day. Now, I didn’t want to go on this date anyway but, when a boy is supposed to text you to finalize plans he should. And this boy didn’t.

After the fact, I received texts and e-mails not apologizing but saying he wants to hang out soon. And when are you free? Hmm…maybe I was free when you completely ignored our previous plans on Non-Valentine’s Day.

Anyway, I decided to finally say yes instead of avoiding him. He said he wanted to go out for drinks. I said I don’t feel like drinks maybe Italian Ice, he stopped texting me. OMG! This boy! I was giving him a second chance too!

So, I am going back to my no more second chance rule. If you passed the first time on this person there must have been a reason for it.

Remember: You deserve the best!

And, don’t forget to view life a little differently…through The Pink Looking Glass..

Thursday, February 18, 2010

It's a Mystery!

So, I got flowers at work!

And, it's a mystery I have a lover or it could be from my mother. Or maybe it's a mother lover? Hmmm...haha!

Anyway, it's soo much fun to be able to look at my hot pink tulips on my desk. Favorite color and they spelled my name right an everything.

And I LOVE talking about them! People are like who are those flowers for? And I say ME!!!! haha!

It is sometimes a difficult task because people tend to spell my name with a "y" rather then an "i". So, that's one measure for me when it comes to talking to guys. Did you spell my name right in that text?

WAIT!!!

Thou Shall not Text!

I rather meant to say did you spell my name right in your phone? I don't want you dialing Kelly with a "y" because Kelli with an "i" is a much different person!

But, for now I will soak in my flowers and ponder who my mystery person might be...Hmm..I should write a Taylor Swift type song about it...

"Today was a fairytale..

And don't forget to always view life a bit differently!

Through the Pink Looking Glass...

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

"Friendship" Status Good!

So, remember I had previously written about Matt Kemp being in a relationship with Rihanna. Well, we can all rest easy now the Dodgers going for the World Series will not be hindered because Matt Kemp has his head in the game.

It was reported to CNN.com that:

"Despite his romantic trip to Mexico last month with Rihanna, the center fielder says he's focused on spring training and helping his team make it to the World Series.

"I can't get distracted by that," Kemp said in an interview on the L.A. Dodgers Web site of the paparazzi frenzy surrounding the Cabo San Lucas vacation. "When it's time to play baseball, that's my job. No distractions.""

That's right! It's all about baseball!

Girls are the devil!

Except for I'm not when I meet James Loney at spring training and he falls in love with me. ;-)

BTW! Spring training is soo close! Soo excited! I'll keep you posted.

At least for now we can all rest easy and know that Matt Kemp will keep his head in the game.

And just remember, to always view life a bit differently, through The Pink Looking Glass...

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Best Game Ever!!!

So, yesterday at work, in between work of course! ;-)

I played the best game ever!

So, if you are in actor in L.A. or in the biz...There's this site called LA Casting. This casting assistant opened me up to this whole other world! Basically, you can pick your dream guy on this site.

Here's how you play:

Step 1: Go to LA Casting
Step 2: Go to search
Step 3: Enter in anything you want. If you like purple guys put in purple guys. If you like guys with green eyes, go ahead click on it! if you want your guy to play the guitar (musicians are soo sexy!), go ahead click that too! You can even put in your age range. Just remember this is Hollywood and people lie about that though! ;-)
Step 4: Submit your search and "Voila!" your dream guy is right in fun of you!

Honestly the best game ever!

And after all, I'm just doing research right?

Sunday, February 7, 2010

The Pink Looking Glass Online- Episode 2

The Grammy's, Tough Love, The Bachelor, The Bad Girls Club....

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Thou Shall Not Text the Boy!

After recently reading an article from the Millionaire Matchmaker herself, I thought that the topic I am about to bring up is a great one when it comes to potential dating and boys.

Texting.

The article that I read said that:

“Thou Shall Break the Text Habit- You’re not in high school, so stop passing notes. If you do, he may actually call you”

But, it is hard! It seems that all boys want to do these days is text. And then, there are even rules to these texting things, things that have to be considered like do I text back right away or give it some time. How long is too long of a text message? The length thing is one that has gotten me. I have had numerous boys tell me that I text a lot and super long. I say if you had picked up your phone to begin with I wouldn’t have to text so long. Now, the texting a lot thing is because how am I supposed to know if you got the text or not? If you don’t respond I will continue to text until I get a response. I know you’re by your phone 24/7 because when I’m with you I see you glued to your phone. But, I guess if I had followed the “Thou Shall Break the Text Habit” rule maybe I would not be in that predicament of waiting to receive a text back.

But what about those boys who schedule dates through text? Seems a little shady to me. If I am important enough to be asked out then I am important enough to receive a phone call aren’t I? Yes I am!

And this Facebook nonsense, how can we have a full on Facebook wall to wall chat but you don’t even have my number? You say you want to make plans to do something over our Facebook wall chat but as soon as I give you my number do you use it? No, you do not. We just continue in a never-ending Facebook wall chat that leads to nothing. Sigh

I wish we could go back to the olden days where boys had to pick up the phone to call you and there wasn’t voicemail so if he said he was going to call at a certain time or vice versa both parties would be at the phone. Sadly that is not the case and we have text messaging and Facebook to add onto our already difficult time of finding decent boys to date. So, I think we should all follow the Millionaire Matchmakers advice and break the text habit and Facebook one too!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Maybe Patience is a Good Thing...

Guess what?

Remember San Diego boy who “proposed” to me?

Well anyway, I had told him that I wasn’t going to call him at all. And, I did not and have not I stuck by my word. I guess sticking by my word was a good thing because he texted me to inform me that he was in Colorado now and will be back to LA in a week.

He wants to hang out! I’m kind of excited!

I thought he had forgotten me because it’s been awhile since San Diego and now.

Kind of intriguing, we will see what happens…I have to remember to follow those “Tough Love” rules. It’s going to be a little difficult for me but, I will try to manage.

In other news, my roomies bf (well, kind of boyfriend not official yet, but if you fly out from England to see a girl I'm thinking its pretty official...) from England is coming out! Kind of excited I’m going to speak to him with a British accent all week that he is here!!

Kind of excited about that too!!

I see fish and chips in my future!

In honor of a Brit coming to my house I think that I would like to dedicate a song to my roomie and her Brit...

This one's for you roomie!!! :-)



So, I guess if my roomie was patient and waited like 3 months (maybe longer?) for this Brit to come to her I can wait a week for SD boy to come to me!!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

First Video Blog!!!

Yea!! I completed my first video blog!! I'm soo excited! It's only going to get better from here I'm just getting started!!

Friday, January 29, 2010

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

So, I decided to jump on the Plenty of Fish wagon. A co-worker of mine was using it and I kind of vowed to never do those things again ever since I did E-harmony but, I couldn't stay away.

After signing up for the program I immediately got some hits. Most are from creepy old men. Out of like the 20 people or more who have hit me up I've only found one decent enough to talk to. So I befriended him on Facebook so that I could stalk him properly. Oh come one, don't act like you've never done it before.

Well, what I found out was that although he doesn't seem like my type he does seem pretty chill. And apparently my type hasn't been working for me so, I was willing to give it go. So, that evening I Facebook i-chatted him. That's right I got hardcore with him right from the beginning. haha! anyway he responded with I'm in a lot of pain can't talk now. Have to admit I was kind of weirded out by that. He then proceeds to give me his number and says I should text him so he has my number. I did not and proceeded to tell him we need to have an im chat first before I give out my number. (Yeah, thats right I have standards high ones at that. Facebook chat me and you too can get my number.) What I wanted to tell him was that you don't tell someone you're in a lot of pain when thats like the first convo you have had.

Anyway, today he sent me this:

hey Kelli. It was great to hear from you last night. I was playing basketball and got hurt really bad on my ankle. My mind was in another place b/c the pain was extreme. I do want to talk to you and that's why I left you my #, so hopefully we can talk soon and get to know each other :) . Hope you understand.

IDK about this one. Maybe I'll give him a chance. I have no idea right now! I mostly feel kind of bad for him now but, he did take the time to message me and explain why he said what he did.

Oh boys!

Don't forget to look at life a little differently, through The Pink Looking Glass...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Rollin with the Homies...

So when I say "Rollin with the Homies" it makes me think of the now late Brittany Murphy in Clueless. That was the best scene ever! Props to you, you will always be remembered for your fantastic rolls especially that one!

Anyway, my "Rollin' with the Homies" comes in because I went to a Def Jam artist party thingy last night. Haha those exact words! :-) I've never seen so many hoochie mamas and baggy pants in my life!

Anyway, if you love music, which I do! And like meeting new people, which I do! It was the perfect place to be. It was fun getting to see artist who wanted to be signed to the label really just performing their craft. Some were great and some not so great. One word of advice never ask the dj to stop your track so that you can start over, I'm pretty sure that that is not a good thing to do when wanting to get signed to a label. Because I'm pretty sure they're thinking that you will do that when you have a huge concert. Huge concert means huge money! They don't want to waste that on you! Actually I take that back...They're not even thinking about you...Mean, yes! True, Yes!

And don't be the drunk girl up on a stripper pole with your a** hanging out either. I know you think it's cute and that maybe that next Drake will notice you. But, really it's just kind of trashy and really not classy! You might get a one night stand but thats about it. If you want to be a rapper's wifey you can't really be a ho. You just give off the image that you're one, not actually be one.

But, honestly it was one of the funnest (is that a word?) things ever. Going with some girls who are into music too really made it better. I even met a Def Jam Rep Person. He was cool said I had natural energy and he liked it! Yea me! Yea natural energy! I told him I was born that way I wasn't on anything. He started laughing and said he could see that. haha!

With that I will leave you by saying don't forget to view things a little differently...through The Pink Looking Glass...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Bachelor = Dirrty Dirrty

The Bachelor = Dirrty Dirrty... 'Nuff said.
Be prepared for me to talk about this more on my first Video Blog coming out Saturday...

I will leave with you with my definition of Dirrty Dirrty because I have used it a couple of times now.

Defined: Dirrty Dirrty means that you are the ultimate scumbag. You are a douchebag not worthy of any girl who has a good head on her shoulder also known as having standards. I will never like you or suggest a friend to go out with you/like you, in fact I will tell them to run the other way quickly because you are dirrty dirrty and not worth being in the same room with or even mentioning your name on facebook or through text to tell other girls you are in fact dirrty dirrty.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Dirrty Dirrty Auto Mechanics!

So, I have decided that mechanics just try to mess with you if you’re a girl. At first I was willing to give these men the benefit of the doubt but, not anymore not after my horrific experience.

It all started when I went to go get an oil change my neighbor had told me I needed one when he jumped my car because I left my car light on all evening. Plus, my maintenance required light had been blinking. I figured this seems like an easy enough task to accomplish so, I make my way over to ***** Auto Shop, I get to the place 10 minutes before they were about to close. At first they were unsure about seeing me but then they changed their mind. The guy who was helping me out with my car up sold me to get the highest package of oil changes because that oil I guess would last me twice as long. I don’t know if it will or not but it also came with a whole bunch of other things which I was not quite sure what they were but, I figured that I needed it.

Please note: I am not one of those girls who has no clue whatsoever about cars. I know a thing or two just not a lot. I’m a girl who loves boys and their toys so, I have to know a little something to impress the boys you know. ;-)

1/2 hour later they were done with my car or so they thought. I had been watching them the whole time and all I literally saw them do was drain the oil from my car, change the filter, and add new oil. I could have done that. And, that’s exactly what I told the guy. I also told him that that was not a whole bunch of other stuff he did to my car and just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean that I don’t pay attention, because I do. So, after the one mechanic says a bad word to me under his breathe which I just ignore because I am still a girl at an auto mechanic shop late at night, another mechanic comes over to help me out and does the inspection on my car. Then after he comes over another guy does too and double inspects my car. Awesome service now or so I thought.

The second guy to inspect my car proceeds to tell me that I am going to need a new battery, and new like little rubber things that do something I’m not quite sure what. I was going to get them until the first guy to inspect my cars says that I don’t need any work done. By that point I’m confused and frustrated so I say which one is it because I was just about to buy a new battery and rubber things for my car but now your two stories are conflicting. The second guy to inspect my car then says something in Spanish to the other guy and now all of a sudden the first guy to inspect my car says I need a new battery and rubber thing too. By this point I am soo frustrated and just want to leave this shop. I pay and leave…

The following day my maintenance required light is fully on…Coincidence? I think not…They totally f’ed up my car on purpose I bet you.

Remember to view life a little differently…so you don’t get fooled by shady auto mechanics just have them mess up your car :-D…through The Pink Looking Glass…

Thursday, January 21, 2010

She's in Love With a Boy...

Okay, not really but there's a boy who's kind of sparked my interest and I have no idea why!

First off he's everything I don't want in a boy...

1. He's in the military
2. He's in the military (I just wanted to reiterate that, that's how much I loathe military boys)
3. He lives far away and will travel A LOT!
4. He's younger then me
5. He didn't finish college

OKay, I will start with 5 and work my way up...

Number 5: I want someone who has finished college because it means that they are striving to gain more knowledge and want something more out of life. He was in school for a while and dropped out because he wanted to join the military. He didn't finish something he started and that bothers me.

Number 4: I did the whole liking a younger guy thing and it really didn't work out well for me. I mean he's only 22 which is one year my younger but, maybe that makes a difference. Boys can be soo immature sometimes.

Number 3: I want someone who is nearby and close to me! I want to cuddle with you! Not imagine cuddling with you. I want to be able to call you and you can come over in 30 minutes not have to wait and plan a vacation so we can hug or kiss, you know?

Number 2 and 1: Military guys just have this pre-conceived stereotype. My dad was in the military and my parents ended up getting a divorce because my dad was being well a military guy. I don't want that. I don't want to have to worry if my boyfriend is going to get called off to war and possibly die. Plus he wants to be a Navy Seal...Surprise surprise! so does every other Navy man.

But, you want to know something? Even though those are some pretty good reasons against him because he's like all of those. I've kind of thrown them out the window this boy is kind of intriguing. Now, I'm the flavor of the week kind of girl so, we'll see how this goes. Maybe I'm just intrigued because the Dear John movie is coming out soon. I have no idea! But, we'll just take it day by day and see where this goes!

Remember to always view life a little differently...Through The Pink Looking Glass...because you never know where you might find your next man! ;-)

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Oh No She Didn't? Why, Yes she did!

Sunny, Sunny and happy San Diego, at least it was until the clouds came out. ;-(

So, my girlfriends and I are trying to do little trips or at least have time where we hang out with each other now that we’re getting older. We did a Vegas trip, went out together on New Years, and our next trip was to sunny San Diego!

On this trip we had a new addition to our group whom we will call J. I will come back to her later.

Let me just tell you one really awesome amazing story until I get to the point of what this blog for today is really about.

So, like when I was in San Diego I met this really cool guy. Just how cool was he you were wondering? Anyway, he was soo cool that when my friend who I’ll call A asked him to get my number by getting on one knee. He did! He then had to deal with people walking by and asking if he proposed to me. He then had to deal with me taking it to the next level by me saying “He’s making me a respectable woman because I’m 3 months pregnant and my baby won’t have to grow up without a daddy!” Anyway, he’s pretty cool and from LA and any guy who goes through that and still wants to hang out is pretty cool in my book. I guess I’ll go on a date with him. It’s worth a shot. How bad could it be? He already showed he had a fun side and he definitely knows that I have one now.

But, a downer was put on the whole weekend because of J. She’s one of those girls that if she doesn’t get her way she complains and b*tches until she gets it or everyone hates her. One incident that I believe sums her up very nicely is this one…

We were at Ra Sushi just eating and having an amazing time their happy hour was great and we were getting a ton of free rice. Yes, it cost nothing for them to make really but we were getting something for free. J (surprise! surprise!)is not satisfied and proceeds to tell the waiter that he should give her a free glass of wine. He says that he can’t do it. She pouts. When she realizes that that is not going to work she asks if she could get the wine that she wanted at the happy hour price. That wine was not available to be served at happy hour price but, she did not care. She threw a fit and the server got mad at her as he rightly should have. She complains the whole rest of the meal. When our check comes she proceeds to tip him $1. We split the check 3 ways and it came to around $24 and she tipped $1. How rude! So, I proceeded to tip him more because it was not fair of her to short him money. She then snapped "Why are you doing that? it's not necessary!" OKay OKay, maybe I'm over exaggerating that part just a little bit but she did say something along those lines. Just because you decide to be rude doesn't mean that I should too!

And believe me that’s not even all of what she did. That’s just one of the more ridiculous incidents that occurred over the weekend span of nonsense.

Like I’m not saying everyone has to be like me but just don’t be so rude! Being nice to people will bring you a long way!

Remember to look at life a little differently. Through the Pink Looking Glass!