First Video Blog!!!

Yea!! I completed my first video blog!! I'm soo excited! It's only going to get better from here I'm just getting started!!

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

So, I decided to jump on the Plenty of Fish wagon. A co-worker of mine was using it and I kind of vowed to never do those things again ever since I did E-harmony but, I couldn't stay away.

After signing up for the program I immediately got some hits. Most are from creepy old men. Out of like the 20 people or more who have hit me up I've only found one decent enough to talk to. So I befriended him on Facebook so that I could stalk him properly. Oh come one, don't act like you've never done it before.

Well, what I found out was that although he doesn't seem like my type he does seem pretty chill. And apparently my type hasn't been working for me so, I was willing to give it go. So, that evening I Facebook i-chatted him. That's right I got hardcore with him right from the beginning. haha! anyway he responded with I'm in a lot of pain can't talk now. Have to admit I was kind of weirded out by that. He then proceeds to give me his number and says I should text him so he has my number. I did not and proceeded to tell him we need to have an im chat first before I give out my number. (Yeah, thats right I have standards high ones at that. Facebook chat me and you too can get my number.) What I wanted to tell him was that you don't tell someone you're in a lot of pain when thats like the first convo you have had.

Anyway, today he sent me this:

hey Kelli. It was great to hear from you last night. I was playing basketball and got hurt really bad on my ankle. My mind was in another place b/c the pain was extreme. I do want to talk to you and that's why I left you my #, so hopefully we can talk soon and get to know each other :) . Hope you understand.

IDK about this one. Maybe I'll give him a chance. I have no idea right now! I mostly feel kind of bad for him now but, he did take the time to message me and explain why he said what he did.

Oh boys!

Don't forget to look at life a little differently, through The Pink Looking Glass...

Rollin with the Homies...

So when I say "Rollin with the Homies" it makes me think of the now late Brittany Murphy in Clueless. That was the best scene ever! Props to you, you will always be remembered for your fantastic rolls especially that one!

Anyway, my "Rollin' with the Homies" comes in because I went to a Def Jam artist party thingy last night. Haha those exact words! :-) I've never seen so many hoochie mamas and baggy pants in my life!

Anyway, if you love music, which I do! And like meeting new people, which I do! It was the perfect place to be. It was fun getting to see artist who wanted to be signed to the label really just performing their craft. Some were great and some not so great. One word of advice never ask the dj to stop your track so that you can start over, I'm pretty sure that that is not a good thing to do when wanting to get signed to a label. Because I'm pretty sure they're thinking that you will do that when you have a huge concert. Huge concert means huge money! They don't want to waste that on you! Actually I take that back...They're not even thinking about you...Mean, yes! True, Yes!

And don't be the drunk girl up on a stripper pole with your a** hanging out either. I know you think it's cute and that maybe that next Drake will notice you. But, really it's just kind of trashy and really not classy! You might get a one night stand but thats about it. If you want to be a rapper's wifey you can't really be a ho. You just give off the image that you're one, not actually be one.

But, honestly it was one of the funnest (is that a word?) things ever. Going with some girls who are into music too really made it better. I even met a Def Jam Rep Person. He was cool said I had natural energy and he liked it! Yea me! Yea natural energy! I told him I was born that way I wasn't on anything. He started laughing and said he could see that. haha!

With that I will leave you by saying don't forget to view things a little differently...through The Pink Looking Glass...

The Bachelor = Dirrty Dirrty

The Bachelor = Dirrty Dirrty... 'Nuff said.
Be prepared for me to talk about this more on my first Video Blog coming out Saturday...

I will leave with you with my definition of Dirrty Dirrty because I have used it a couple of times now.

Defined: Dirrty Dirrty means that you are the ultimate scumbag. You are a douchebag not worthy of any girl who has a good head on her shoulder also known as having standards. I will never like you or suggest a friend to go out with you/like you, in fact I will tell them to run the other way quickly because you are dirrty dirrty and not worth being in the same room with or even mentioning your name on facebook or through text to tell other girls you are in fact dirrty dirrty.

Dirrty Dirrty Auto Mechanics!

So, I have decided that mechanics just try to mess with you if you’re a girl. At first I was willing to give these men the benefit of the doubt but, not anymore not after my horrific experience.

It all started when I went to go get an oil change my neighbor had told me I needed one when he jumped my car because I left my car light on all evening. Plus, my maintenance required light had been blinking. I figured this seems like an easy enough task to accomplish so, I make my way over to ***** Auto Shop, I get to the place 10 minutes before they were about to close. At first they were unsure about seeing me but then they changed their mind. The guy who was helping me out with my car up sold me to get the highest package of oil changes because that oil I guess would last me twice as long. I don’t know if it will or not but it also came with a whole bunch of other things which I was not quite sure what they were but, I figured that I needed it.

Please note: I am not one of those girls who has no clue whatsoever about cars. I know a thing or two just not a lot. I’m a girl who loves boys and their toys so, I have to know a little something to impress the boys you know. ;-)

1/2 hour later they were done with my car or so they thought. I had been watching them the whole time and all I literally saw them do was drain the oil from my car, change the filter, and add new oil. I could have done that. And, that’s exactly what I told the guy. I also told him that that was not a whole bunch of other stuff he did to my car and just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean that I don’t pay attention, because I do. So, after the one mechanic says a bad word to me under his breathe which I just ignore because I am still a girl at an auto mechanic shop late at night, another mechanic comes over to help me out and does the inspection on my car. Then after he comes over another guy does too and double inspects my car. Awesome service now or so I thought.

The second guy to inspect my car proceeds to tell me that I am going to need a new battery, and new like little rubber things that do something I’m not quite sure what. I was going to get them until the first guy to inspect my cars says that I don’t need any work done. By that point I’m confused and frustrated so I say which one is it because I was just about to buy a new battery and rubber things for my car but now your two stories are conflicting. The second guy to inspect my car then says something in Spanish to the other guy and now all of a sudden the first guy to inspect my car says I need a new battery and rubber thing too. By this point I am soo frustrated and just want to leave this shop. I pay and leave…

The following day my maintenance required light is fully on…Coincidence? I think not…They totally f’ed up my car on purpose I bet you.

Remember to view life a little differently…so you don’t get fooled by shady auto mechanics just have them mess up your car :-D…through The Pink Looking Glass…

She's in Love With a Boy...

Okay, not really but there's a boy who's kind of sparked my interest and I have no idea why!

First off he's everything I don't want in a boy...

1. He's in the military
2. He's in the military (I just wanted to reiterate that, that's how much I loathe military boys)
3. He lives far away and will travel A LOT!
4. He's younger then me
5. He didn't finish college

OKay, I will start with 5 and work my way up...

Number 5: I want someone who has finished college because it means that they are striving to gain more knowledge and want something more out of life. He was in school for a while and dropped out because he wanted to join the military. He didn't finish something he started and that bothers me.

Number 4: I did the whole liking a younger guy thing and it really didn't work out well for me. I mean he's only 22 which is one year my younger but, maybe that makes a difference. Boys can be soo immature sometimes.

Number 3: I want someone who is nearby and close to me! I want to cuddle with you! Not imagine cuddling with you. I want to be able to call you and you can come over in 30 minutes not have to wait and plan a vacation so we can hug or kiss, you know?

Number 2 and 1: Military guys just have this pre-conceived stereotype. My dad was in the military and my parents ended up getting a divorce because my dad was being well a military guy. I don't want that. I don't want to have to worry if my boyfriend is going to get called off to war and possibly die. Plus he wants to be a Navy Seal...Surprise surprise! so does every other Navy man.

But, you want to know something? Even though those are some pretty good reasons against him because he's like all of those. I've kind of thrown them out the window this boy is kind of intriguing. Now, I'm the flavor of the week kind of girl so, we'll see how this goes. Maybe I'm just intrigued because the Dear John movie is coming out soon. I have no idea! But, we'll just take it day by day and see where this goes!

Remember to always view life a little differently...Through The Pink Looking Glass...because you never know where you might find your next man! ;-)

Oh No She Didn't? Why, Yes she did!

Sunny, Sunny and happy San Diego, at least it was until the clouds came out. ;-(

So, my girlfriends and I are trying to do little trips or at least have time where we hang out with each other now that we’re getting older. We did a Vegas trip, went out together on New Years, and our next trip was to sunny San Diego!

On this trip we had a new addition to our group whom we will call J. I will come back to her later.

Let me just tell you one really awesome amazing story until I get to the point of what this blog for today is really about.

So, like when I was in San Diego I met this really cool guy. Just how cool was he you were wondering? Anyway, he was soo cool that when my friend who I’ll call A asked him to get my number by getting on one knee. He did! He then had to deal with people walking by and asking if he proposed to me. He then had to deal with me taking it to the next level by me saying “He’s making me a respectable woman because I’m 3 months pregnant and my baby won’t have to grow up without a daddy!” Anyway, he’s pretty cool and from LA and any guy who goes through that and still wants to hang out is pretty cool in my book. I guess I’ll go on a date with him. It’s worth a shot. How bad could it be? He already showed he had a fun side and he definitely knows that I have one now.

But, a downer was put on the whole weekend because of J. She’s one of those girls that if she doesn’t get her way she complains and b*tches until she gets it or everyone hates her. One incident that I believe sums her up very nicely is this one…

We were at Ra Sushi just eating and having an amazing time their happy hour was great and we were getting a ton of free rice. Yes, it cost nothing for them to make really but we were getting something for free. J (surprise! surprise!)is not satisfied and proceeds to tell the waiter that he should give her a free glass of wine. He says that he can’t do it. She pouts. When she realizes that that is not going to work she asks if she could get the wine that she wanted at the happy hour price. That wine was not available to be served at happy hour price but, she did not care. She threw a fit and the server got mad at her as he rightly should have. She complains the whole rest of the meal. When our check comes she proceeds to tip him $1. We split the check 3 ways and it came to around $24 and she tipped $1. How rude! So, I proceeded to tip him more because it was not fair of her to short him money. She then snapped "Why are you doing that? it's not necessary!" OKay OKay, maybe I'm over exaggerating that part just a little bit but she did say something along those lines. Just because you decide to be rude doesn't mean that I should too!

And believe me that’s not even all of what she did. That’s just one of the more ridiculous incidents that occurred over the weekend span of nonsense.

Like I’m not saying everyone has to be like me but just don’t be so rude! Being nice to people will bring you a long way!

Remember to look at life a little differently. Through the Pink Looking Glass!

I LOVE Emo Boys!!

So, I have decided that I LOVE emo/scenester boys!

Let me tell you why…

So, I recently had an encounter with a ton of these boys because of my job and let me tell you! All of them were soo nice, weren’t afraid to like flirt, and the best part they were all SUPER cute! You know in that emo sort of way.

I was like in boy heaven and all of them had that sort of like perfectly, flawless skin, with that perfectly styled hair. Or, they were the opposite and had perfected that Justin Bobby I just rolled out of bed look and I LOVED it! I want a Justin Bobby minus the douche-bagness.

I can’t wait to see these boys soon! I hope they come back there were 2 in particular that caught my eye. Let me tell you about the one…Anyway, he was absolutely adorable! He came up to me and asked me for change and I didn’t have any. So he proceeded to go to a famous editorial building next door and asked them for change. When he came back I teased him because of course a boy would go over to a building where possibly there might be beautiful women “hanging” out everywhere. : -) We talked a little after that and then he proceeded to tell me he put in a good word for me so that I could be in the editorials. Haha how cute?!

So, I think what draws me most to these boys is that they are really in tune with their emotions. Thus the term “emo” and they aren’t afraid to speak what they feel. I LOVE that! Why can’t more boys be like that!

So remember to always view life a bit differently (and maybe you will fall in love with an emo boy too!)…through The Pink Looking Glass…

Can't Wait Until Spring Training!

Thank goodness for new weeks! New weeks mean new beginnings. And, after this past week I definitely need a new beginning. *Sigh*

Okay, no more ... sighing...

So, remember how I told you that I absolutely love James Loney?
Anyway, I have devised a plan for how I am going to meet him. Are you ready to hear?

So, in the movies like people meet people at spring training events so, yours truly is going to Dodger Spring Training! Yea! I am like soo excited! I already have one of my outfits planned! I am definitely getting a hot pink LA hat from Lidz matched with an incredible hot pink shirt that says Loney of course paired with a pair of short shorts to show off my incredible legs, what boy wouldn’t be into me? Haha! I am soo excited!

But, I am soo glad that I got the tickets yesterday because guess what? The seats I wanted are already sold out. Let me tell you about those seats that I wanted. So, the seats would've been right behind the dug out so, that when the players walk out, specifically James Loney, I would be able to see them in all their fabulousness. I didn’t get those. I’m guessing every other girl had the same idea. Dirty little hookers!

So, like the next best thing would’ve been first base side but no, I couldn’t get those either…I am on third base side. Loney better make it over to that side. But, he is that good I know he will ;-)

And, like now that I won’t be distracted with looking at him the whole game I can actually concentrate on the game so, maybe it was like a win win thing. Because then he will be impressed my by my incredible baseball knowledge! Hopefully…lol!

This time I’m going to play my cards right. And if this doesn’t work I have a back up plan. And that is to meet an up and coming player! Good plan right? ;-)

I can’t wait until spring training!

So, if you know James Loney or would like to help me on my mission to meet him, let me know. Please!!

And don’t forget to always view life differently…through the Pink Looking Glass...

Don't mess with my Dodgers!

Where should I begin about this Matt Kemp/Rihanna nonsense?

I mean it's not even like I like Matt Kemp like my love I had for Jason Castro...:-)

Side note: My favorite Dodger player just so everyone knows is James Loney. He's the first baseman and very very adorable! I also think Andre Ethier is very adorable but he is married and I am not a homewrecker. I do however love Dodger games mostly for Loney but I am a Dodger fan too and not just a Loney fan for all you people who are going to ask. I have some rather cute outfits dedicated to Loney which I happen to wear every time I go to a game.

Double side note: So I totally went to a Dodger game for my birthday and my mom had made me a Dodger blue mini dress that had a number 7 on it and the belt said Loney anyway it was super cute and not to mention that day was the day he was signing autographs! Like it was meant to be, sort of like Jason Castro. But, surprise surprise someone got in my way. My brother's girlfriend decides to show up 1 hour late to our house which put everyone behind schedule and I was unable to meet James Loney and thus he wasn't able to see me in my super cute outfit which is why I am not married to him now either. Like don't these people understand? Oh and one more thing about that she made us miss the first part of the game well, the first inning but someone from the imposing team had hit a home run! If I was there that wouldn't have happened I totally know. So, the first time my brothers girlfriend ever hung out with me she thinks I'm a total psycho but, I don't really care no one gets between a girl and her favorite Dodger player. I will tell you more about those two later. They are kind of ridiculous. Anyway, back to what my blog is about today.

It's just that my Dodgers did so great last season and I expect nothing less from them this season and that means no distractions! Not even from multi-million kajillion album sellers like Rihanna. I mean like I guess I can be nice and make this okay just as long as one thing can be promised. I just want every Dodger player to give their all this season and that means you Matt Kemp! No distractions from girls. Keep your head in the game!

And please please do not get into an argument with her. I'm not siding with a boy on this one I'm just saying we don't want another incident. But, you seem nice anyway, no Dodger player could ever be mean to anyone ever! Right? Right?! I'm sure it's true.

And one more down thing to all this is like extra security at the games! Parking and security is like going to be ridiculous! Is it worth it Matt Kemp? Is it? Well, I guess I can say as long as your happy then everything is good!

Actually, I take that back as long as your happy and it doesn't effect any Dodger playing time. I want you guys to make it to the world series this year!!

And, just remember I'm not crazy I'm just viewing life a little differently...through the Pink Looking Glass!

Please feel free to comment and let me know what you would like me to write about I would love to hear your thoughts and opinions. And follow me too! and don't forget to tell your friends! Lets make this blog everyone's guilty pleasure! ;-)

Oh, Jason Castro why?!

So I promised you some Jason Castro and Matt Kemp talk today so, I will shoot.

First off, dread locked, cute little dimple faced Jason Castro! How dare you leave the single world! The girl isn't even that cute! You should've waited for me! We would've met one day, I would've made sure of it. :-)

Anyway, so ever since that season of American Idol came out...What was it like season 7? Anyway, I thought he was super hot. I really didn't care that everyone else thought he was a stoner. Maybe I'm kind of attracted to that stoner type. Maybe that's why I'm secretly in love with my best guy friend who we will refer to as T. Although I think that he knows I'm in love with him so maybe it's not a secret. Anyways...But come on he is super hot! Such a pretty boy face and don't you remember him singing Hallelujah? It was absolutely amazing! but, here is when I knew Jason Castro and I were meant to be.

I worked at a Weight Loss Camp (I decided to be pc if I wasn't being pc I would've called it a fat camp) and I met these people from Texas and they knew Jason Castro. In fact one of the girls friends used to date him and the other boy had told me he shook his hand. I swore I was never going to wash that hand ever again (I ended up washing it...:-( maybe that's why Jason didn't find me and he is now married to someone else.) But I was like if they know Jason I can know him too!

Not to mention I knew it was destiny because I interned at this totally cool company and they used to interview the American Idol castoffs. I didn't want him to get cast off but I did want to be on the shoot when they interviewed him so I guess I kind of wanted him to get kicked off but just so I could meet him. (Maybe me thinking those thoughts is another reason he didn't find me and is married to someone else. :-()

And finally my final sign of why I just knew we were meant to be. The company that I work at now was totally going to do a music video for him but, then we didn't get it...More bad Jason karma...*sigh*

So because of all those things that didn't seem to pan out the right way Jason is now happily married...and not to me! I guess he didn't get the memo that he was supposed to marry me. A lot of people don't get that one. And thus another Kelli potential is off the market...

I know I said that I would write about Matt Kemp today too but I am much too depressed after talking about Jason. So we will save Matt for tomorrow. No one messes with the Dodgers starting line up! Not even Rihanna.

And just remember to always view life through a different way...the Pink Looking Glass way ;-)

And also remember to tell others you love them and be nice to everyone, you never know when your last moment is with them!

Back with a Vengeance!!

You are about to take a little look into my life. This is who I am, I can be no one else but me! And, you know what? I don't want to be. So, take me or me leave me once you enter The Pink Looking Glass there is no going back.

New Years Day!
So, I am sure that a lot of people are talking about what they did New Years Eve and I'm sure it was amazing! I mean I know I definitely had a great time! But, I don't want to talk about that quite yet. I want to talk about the day after that's always soo much better!

BREAKING NEWS!
I just found out Jason Castro from American Idol is married and that Rihanna is dating Matt Kemp from the Dodgers. This is not a very good day in the lives of females everywhere but, I will talk more about that issue another time. Now, back to the story.

So my NYE after. First off, I wake up way to early. Like who has to work the day after new years except for me and and one of my friends. I guess it's the price you pay for living in L.A. Even though you graduate from college and get a job that has salary it still doesn't pay enough for you to keep your social life going the way you want to so, me and my friend we work 2 jobs. Which is why we had to get up early NYE After. After we finally crawl our way out of bed after many alarms later one of which is Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA. I hug my borrowed Fievel(You know Fievel from American Tail and Fievel Goes West) and we got in the car and left.

So far so good!

Then, I go home and get ready for work and go and you would never guess what happened next. My little once a month friend decides to come and brings with it the worst cramps ever. I am not hungover at all. Not at all. But, the pain has me sitting in a chair in between customers and having people stare into my store window like "Oh look at that girl! Shame on her!" Can I help it that my friend decides to come on January 1st? January 1st of all days. Is it a sign? And if it's a sign, what is it a sign for? And why does it hit me in the middle of the day that never happens. But, I am almost really happy that it did because if it came before in the middle of the night like it usually does poor little Fievel's owner would have gotten a not so pleasant homecoming. And, to make matters worse I couldn't even take medicine because I hadn't eaten anything yet and by the time I had gotten off of work it was much worse and all I wanted to eat was eggs and turkey bacon and you bet I was going to get it. You don't mess with a hormonal girl! So I had to go to the grocery store buy my items and proceed home where I then cooked them and finally got medicine into my system that did not work until what seemed like five hours later.

So, I guess back to my original thought of writing this. Everything happens for a reason and mine came on the first of the year. I don't know why it came I honestly don't even know what it can mean. My mom said my cramps were just worse because I was drinking the night before and it means nothing. As usual I was just being overly dramatic. But, to be honest I don't even know what it could mean or if I should really be giving it that much thought. Hmmmmmmm.... Well, maybe I will finally remember to keep track of those dates so I know when my little friend is coming...lol!

Like I said I'm a little bit random. But, it's a good random and I have tons of fun stories to share with you that have happened in my life. I just really wanted to write about that one first.

Tomorrow I will talk about why Jason Castro being married and Rihanna dating Matt Kemp is so devastating.

And just remember to always view life in a different way...through the pink looking glass... :-)